Michael. 19. Melbourne. I like to post things. Tits or gtfo. 1 cyborgs masturbating.

31st January 2012

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Anonymous asked: how are you so cute and hot at the same time?! it's a little impossible to pull off.

30th January 2012

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Anonymous asked: what as the best part about Europe?

Well I met a boy with whom I’m still skyping. He’s rad. We get along quite well. But the best part was the traditional Stockholm sauna experience. You’re in a sauna ‘till you get extremely hot, then you jump into the Baltic sea (1.5 degree Celcius). Then you get out and stand in the cold air and just chill with a beer. You go back in the sauna and repeat for about 2-3 hours. It sounds horrible but it was just so incredible. Highlight of the trip, easily.

30th January 2012

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Anonymous asked: when do you get back to Australia land?

I’m back! I’ve been back for a week or so now
But wifi is scarce as I’m moving house and have been working non stop. Apologies. If anyone has any topic ideas they would like me to cover please ask. I’ve already got a few waiting to be written up

26th January 2012

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I have the house we’re renting for the next 4 months to myself for the weekend

I think my parents wanted me out of the house so they could have sex

I hope they’re aware that my brother is still there

23rd January 2012

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I freakin' hate star signs

  • Friend: What's your star sign?
  • Me: Sagittarius
  • Friend: OMG I knew it! You are SUCH a Sagittarius!
  • Me: ?
  • Friend: Just the way you're eating your sandwich. SO Sagittariusy
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: Stop

Tagged: zodiachoroscopesstar signssagittarius

22nd January 2012

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When someone understands your favourite TV show reference

Tagged: how i met your motherhighest of fivesneil patrick harrisbarneyhigh five

21st January 2012

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When someone doesn’t understand your Mean Girls reference

Tagged: mean girlsfunny gifregina georgerachel mcadams

20th January 2012

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People who unfollow you because you didn’t follow back

Tagged: funny gifjudge judy

20th January 2012

Photo reblogged from Socially Awkward Penguin. with 682 notes

This happens to me everyday

This happens to me everyday

Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin

18th January 2012

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antero22 asked: Wow you're handsome!

You have good spelling. Let’s mate

18th January 2012

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So Manuel Ringlstetter took photos of ‘people wearing denim’ around Australia and he chose mine to be in his book! 
Note: This was during my hippy beard stage.

So Manuel Ringlstetter took photos of ‘people wearing denim’ around Australia and he chose mine to be in his book!
Note: This was during my hippy beard stage.

Tagged: gpoy

17th January 2012

Photo reblogged from Hell Yeah Feminism with 101 notes

THIS FUCKING THIS

THIS FUCKING THIS

Source: feministbecause

17th January 2012

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Libra Ad Transphobic?

The new ad for Libra tampons has been criticized for being transphobic. Although I don’t think this was the intention of the company, it is undoubtedly ignorant and offensive.

Firstly, the ‘transgendered’ woman portrayed in the ad isn’t a real representation of a transgendered person. They are a cross-dresser (or drag queen if they are in the appropriate environment). They are completely physically male but wear heavy makeup and eyelash extensions to create a parody of a woman. Drag queens are not dressing up like a woman, they are the exaggeration of a woman. Transgendered people are not a parody.

This ad implies that one must menstruate to be considered a woman which clearly goes against everything I believe. Not just in terms of lack of recognition of transgendered people, but the whole idea that gender can be defined so rigidly as a person’s genitalia.

Tagged: postlgbttransgedertransphobialibra

16th January 2012

Photo reblogged from Horror Movie Confessions with 105 notes

Source: horror-movie-confessions

10th January 2012

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Anonymous asked: are you having fun on your European adventures? any lovers?!

Yes. But he lives in Narnia.